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Total Medals Earned: 144 (From 36 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,935 Points

Psychosomnium

Medals Earned: 4/4 (55/55 points)

Bee's Medal 10 Points

Meet Bee!

Mitch's Medal 10 Points

Meet Mitch!

Shirley's Medal 10 Points

Meet Shirley!

Magician's Medal 25 Points

Kill the magician!

Relive Your Life

Medals Earned: 12/32 (210/500 points)

100 MPH Spank! 10 Points

Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!

Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points

Yogurt.

Dressing in Drag 10 Points

Rambo is quite the prankster!

Hide 'n Seek 10 Points

He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!

Human Appliance 10 Points

Science is bad, M'kay?

I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points

But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)

Mee-Yow! 10 Points

A WILD CatFight ensues!

Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points

Everything dies and it's all your fault.

Puppy Love 10 Points

Like OMG, Totes jelly.

Tails Never Fails 10 Points

A classic for bidding!

The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points

"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."

GODLIKE! 100 Points

You shake hands with the Almighty himself!

30 Rock Date 10 Points

TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!

Big Mouth 10 Points

Because bragging gets you nowhere.

Blind Runner 10 Points

Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.

Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points

Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!

Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points

Death snagged you so young!

Extra! Extra! 10 Points

Check out any of the external links

FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points

Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.

Hellfire Injection 10 Points

Time paid life's bill.

HomeRun! 10 Points

Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?

Love at First Fight 10 Points

Your sister figures out love the hard way.

Meet Joe Black 10 Points

This was hilarious to animate :)

My Hero. 10 Points

No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.

Nice Save! 10 Points

Obviously she's a keeper!

Self Consumed Donut 10 Points

Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT

Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points

Imma firin mah lazor!!!

The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points

You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!

The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points

You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.

The Naked Mile 10 Points

If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.

Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points

You become Saint Awesome!

Lives Worth Living! 100 Points

You found all 29 different endings!

Road of the Dead

Medals Earned: 13/24 (490/1,000 points)

Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points

Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only

Gunslinger 10 Points

Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol

Don't Need Wheels 25 Points

Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown

No Mercy 25 Points

Hit 25 civilians

Road Dominator 25 Points

Hit 50 highway soldiers

Road Warrior 25 Points

Defeat a helicopter

Wise Man 25 Points

Avoid 10 mutated zombies

Close Encounters 50 Points

Get all 5 enemy types off your hood

Nuke Watcher 50 Points

Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare

Tank 50 Points

Buy all the upgrades

Top Gun 50 Points

Dodge 10 carpet bombings

Zombie Sniper 50 Points

Do 30 zombie splatter hits

Survivor 100 Points

Beat The Great Escape

Hood Shaker 5 Points

Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls

Flip Flop 10 Points

Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa

Hydroficial Intelligence 10 Points

Use a water jug to put off your burning engine

Meticulous 10 Points

Kill 10 zombies at low speed

Quick Draw 25 Points

Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots

Pinball 50 Points

Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo

Speed Racer 50 Points

Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed

Time To Spare 50 Points

Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time

Dead On Time 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time

Hell's Angel 100 Points

Beat Highway To Hell

One Man Army 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Police State

Seedling

Medals Earned: 6/15 (105/500 points)

The Quest 5 Points

speak to the Oracle.

Fall of the Shieldspire 10 Points

defeat the first boss.

Fall of Time 10 Points

defeat the second boss

Fall of the Totem 25 Points

defeat the third boss.

Fall of the Lights 50 Points

defeat the fifth boss.

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Fall of the Tentacled Beast 25 Points

defeat the fourth boss.

Health 25 Points

obtain a health pickup.

Mower 25 Points

cut 10,000 blades of grass.

Fall of the King of Fire 50 Points

defeat the sixth boss.

Fall of the Owl 50 Points

defeat the seventh boss.

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Sheep'n'Poetry

Medals Earned: 3/10 (30/230 points)

Cure The Brahms 10 Points

Successfully type the word "Lullabies".

Rhythm And Poetry 10 Points

Successfully type the word "Poetry".

Rosa Moschata 10 Points

Successfully type the word "Muskrose".

Before Sunrise 10 Points

Successfully type the word "Sunrise".

So Young My Lord And True 10 Points

Successfully type the word "Cordelia".

The Last Of The Flock 10 Points

Successfully type the word "Sheep".

To Kill A Mocking Bird 10 Points

Successfully type the word "Nightingales".

True Romance 10 Points

Successfully type the word "Romance".

Caffeine 50 Points

Don't count no sheep.

Perfect Poetry 100 Points

Finish a round flawless.

Skinny

Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)

Hidden Item 1 50 Points

Find the hidden item in Felix's Hideout

Hidden Item 2 50 Points

Find the hidden item in The Infected Waterway

Hidden Item 3 50 Points

Find the hidden item in Mama's Nest

Social Dysphoria The Game

Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/175 points)

Treasured Vial/Ampule 25 Points

Complete the story mode

Gender Fluid 5 Points

Play as both a boy and a girl at least once

Psychological Evaluation 5 Points

Get a gameover in story mode

Misgendered 10 Points

Collect a correct pronoun

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Step by Step 5 Points

Get your first highscore in endless mode

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Spike - A Love Story

Medals Earned: 5/14 (25/290 points)

Beyond Words 5 Points

Cut Off a Conversation

Centerpieces 5 Points

A Nice Center Smash

Droppin' Ten 5 Points

Ten Crush-Hugs

Easy Fiver 5 Points

Five Love Taps

Just Barely 5 Points

Far Right Smoosh

Comedic Timing 10 Points

You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!

Quickie 10 Points

Far Left Hit

Teen Angst 10 Points

Fifteen Gory Love Lunges

You Will Survive 10 Points

20 Hits in Survival

A Perfect Love 25 Points

Perfect Score in Story Mode

Blackjack 25 Points

21 Spikey Embraces

Superior Smoosher 25 Points

30 Hits in Survival

The Crusher 50 Points

40 Hits in Survival

MASTER SMASHER 100 Points

50 Hits in Survival

StabiliTEA

Medals Earned: 8/10 (365/440 points)

Play a Level! 5 Points

It doesn't get much easier than this. But then that medal pops up and it makes that cool sound and you gotta admit - that feels AWESOME.

Fire 500 Shots! 10 Points

Are you going to just hold down the space key and slam through this one? Are you? C'mon, you'll get it naturally in the course of the game. Don't be like that, man!

Score 250 25 Points

Rack up at least 250 points in a level! Really, not very hard. Use combos, be fast. Wait, IS this too hard? Then you'll hate medal 3.

Score 500 25 Points

This is around the level of how high someone who really works at it can score. If you want to cheat, go ahead - really, who can blame you?

Acquire 50 Data! 50 Points

Data would be those green boxes. As opposed to the red, white, blue or black boxes. You'll see them. Get 50 over the entire course of your game career and then, hey, awesome Newgrounds medal noise!

Clean 10 Systems! 50 Points

Did you know these levels change with each type you unlock? There's quite a variety there. At least see 10, come on, they really get better!

Combo Level 5! 100 Points

Once again, this one is tough. If you're having trouble, try it on a 4-way shot level. Remember, missed shots hurt your combo meter.

Destroy 250 Errors! 100 Points

There are a lot of errors on the internet. Seriously - HTML errors, code errors, speling errors... Anyway, destroy 250 of them during the course of the game.

Play 15 Minutes! 25 Points

That's 15 minutes of actual gametime here. Don't just go afk and be like, "Man I bet it'll trigger while I watch Family Guy." It won't!

25000 Lifetime Points! 50 Points

This is it. The big achievement. The one where it becomes clear you either truly like this game, or are an utter medal addict. If you get this, I sure hope you liked the game! It's not too hard to pull off, believe me.

The Guardian

Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

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