FakeNoyb's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 144 (From 36 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,935 Points

Psychosomnium

Bee's Medal Unlocked 4/14/11
10 Points
Meet Bee!
Mitch's Medal Unlocked 4/14/11
10 Points
Meet Mitch!
Shirley's Medal Unlocked 4/14/11
10 Points
Meet Shirley!
Magician's Medal Unlocked 4/14/11
25 Points
Kill the magician!

Medals Earned: 4/4 (55/55 points)

Relive Your Life

100 MPH Spank! Unlocked 6/10/12
10 Points
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman Unlocked 6/10/12
10 Points
Yogurt.
Dressing in Drag Unlocked 6/10/12
10 Points
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Hide 'n Seek Unlocked 6/10/12
10 Points
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Human Appliance Unlocked 6/10/12
10 Points
Science is bad, M'kay?
I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. Unlocked 6/10/12
10 Points
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Mee-Yow! Unlocked 6/10/12
10 Points
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Mutually Assured Destruction Unlocked 6/10/12
10 Points
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Puppy Love Unlocked 6/10/12
10 Points
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Tails Never Fails Unlocked 6/10/12
10 Points
A classic for bidding!
The Man Who Owns Time Unlocked 6/10/12
10 Points
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
GODLIKE! Unlocked 6/10/12
100 Points
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
30 Rock Date 10 Points TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Big Mouth 10 Points Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Blind Runner 10 Points Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points Death snagged you so young!
Extra! Extra! 10 Points Check out any of the external links
FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Hellfire Injection 10 Points Time paid life's bill.
HomeRun! 10 Points Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Love at First Fight 10 Points Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Meet Joe Black 10 Points This was hilarious to animate :)
My Hero. 10 Points No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Nice Save! 10 Points Obviously she's a keeper!
Self Consumed Donut 10 Points Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points Imma firin mah lazor!!!
The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
The Naked Mile 10 Points If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points You become Saint Awesome!
Lives Worth Living! 100 Points You found all 29 different endings!

Medals Earned: 12/32 (210/500 points)

Road of the Dead

Blunt Force Trauma Unlocked 6/11/11
5 Points
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Gunslinger Unlocked 6/11/11
10 Points
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Don't Need Wheels Unlocked 6/11/11
25 Points
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
No Mercy Unlocked 6/11/11
25 Points
Hit 25 civilians
Road Dominator Unlocked 6/11/11
25 Points
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Road Warrior Unlocked 6/11/11
25 Points
Defeat a helicopter
Wise Man Unlocked 6/11/11
25 Points
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Close Encounters Unlocked 6/11/11
50 Points
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Nuke Watcher Unlocked 6/11/11
50 Points
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Tank Unlocked 6/11/11
50 Points
Buy all the upgrades
Top Gun Unlocked 6/11/11
50 Points
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Zombie Sniper Unlocked 6/11/11
50 Points
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Survivor Unlocked 6/11/11
100 Points
Beat The Great Escape
Hood Shaker 5 Points Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Flip Flop 10 Points Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Hydroficial Intelligence 10 Points Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Meticulous 10 Points Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Quick Draw 25 Points Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Pinball 50 Points Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Speed Racer 50 Points Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Time To Spare 50 Points Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Dead On Time 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Hell's Angel 100 Points Beat Highway To Hell
One Man Army 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Police State

Medals Earned: 13/24 (490/1,000 points)

Seedling

Lighting the Path Unlocked 7/15/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Quest Unlocked 7/15/12
5 Points
speak to the Oracle.
Fall of the Shieldspire Unlocked 7/15/12
10 Points
defeat the first boss.
Fall of Time Unlocked 7/15/12
10 Points
defeat the second boss
Fall of the Totem Unlocked 7/15/12
25 Points
defeat the third boss.
Fall of the Lights Unlocked 7/15/12
50 Points
defeat the fifth boss.
Fall of the Tentacled Beast 25 Points defeat the fourth boss.
Health 25 Points obtain a health pickup.
Mower 25 Points cut 10,000 blades of grass.
Fall of the King of Fire 50 Points defeat the sixth boss.
Fall of the Owl 50 Points defeat the seventh boss.
Enchantments Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sardol Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bloodless Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bloody Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/15 (105/500 points)

Sheep'n'Poetry

Cure The Brahms Unlocked 1/22/13
10 Points
Successfully type the word "Lullabies".
Rhythm And Poetry Unlocked 1/22/13
10 Points
Successfully type the word "Poetry".
Rosa Moschata Unlocked 1/22/13
10 Points
Successfully type the word "Muskrose".
Before Sunrise 10 Points Successfully type the word "Sunrise".
So Young My Lord And True 10 Points Successfully type the word "Cordelia".
The Last Of The Flock 10 Points Successfully type the word "Sheep".
To Kill A Mocking Bird 10 Points Successfully type the word "Nightingales".
True Romance 10 Points Successfully type the word "Romance".
Caffeine 50 Points Don't count no sheep.
Perfect Poetry 100 Points Finish a round flawless.

Medals Earned: 3/10 (30/230 points)

Skinny

Hidden Item 1 Unlocked 6/24/11
50 Points
Find the hidden item in Felix's Hideout
Hidden Item 2 Unlocked 6/24/11
50 Points
Find the hidden item in The Infected Waterway
Hidden Item 3 Unlocked 6/24/11
50 Points
Find the hidden item in Mama's Nest

Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)

Social Dysphoria The Game

Gender Fluid Unlocked 10/4/13
5 Points
Play as both a boy and a girl at least once
Psychological Evaluation Unlocked 10/4/13
5 Points
Get a gameover in story mode
Misgendered Unlocked 10/4/13
10 Points
Collect a correct pronoun
Treasured Vial/Ampule Unlocked 10/4/13
25 Points
Complete the story mode
Step by Step 5 Points Get your first highscore in endless mode
No Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
??? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You saved the world! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/175 points)

Spike - A Love Story

Beyond Words Unlocked 4/30/11
5 Points
Cut Off a Conversation
Centerpieces Unlocked 4/30/11
5 Points
A Nice Center Smash
Droppin' Ten Unlocked 4/30/11
5 Points
Ten Crush-Hugs
Easy Fiver Unlocked 4/30/11
5 Points
Five Love Taps
Just Barely Unlocked 4/30/11
5 Points
Far Right Smoosh
Comedic Timing 10 Points You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Quickie 10 Points Far Left Hit
Teen Angst 10 Points Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
You Will Survive 10 Points 20 Hits in Survival
A Perfect Love 25 Points Perfect Score in Story Mode
Blackjack 25 Points 21 Spikey Embraces
Superior Smoosher 25 Points 30 Hits in Survival
The Crusher 50 Points 40 Hits in Survival
MASTER SMASHER 100 Points 50 Hits in Survival

Medals Earned: 5/14 (25/290 points)

StabiliTEA

Play a Level! Unlocked 5/20/14
5 Points
It doesn't get much easier than this. But then that medal pops up and it makes that cool sound and you gotta admit - that feels AWESOME.
Fire 500 Shots! Unlocked 5/20/14
10 Points
Are you going to just hold down the space key and slam through this one? Are you? C'mon, you'll get it naturally in the course of the game. Don't be like that, man!
Score 250 Unlocked 5/20/14
25 Points
Rack up at least 250 points in a level! Really, not very hard. Use combos, be fast. Wait, IS this too hard? Then you'll hate medal 3.
Score 500 Unlocked 5/20/14
25 Points
This is around the level of how high someone who really works at it can score. If you want to cheat, go ahead - really, who can blame you?
Acquire 50 Data! Unlocked 5/20/14
50 Points
Data would be those green boxes. As opposed to the red, white, blue or black boxes. You'll see them. Get 50 over the entire course of your game career and then, hey, awesome Newgrounds medal noise!
Clean 10 Systems! Unlocked 5/20/14
50 Points
Did you know these levels change with each type you unlock? There's quite a variety there. At least see 10, come on, they really get better!
Combo Level 5! Unlocked 5/20/14
100 Points
Once again, this one is tough. If you're having trouble, try it on a 4-way shot level. Remember, missed shots hurt your combo meter.
Destroy 250 Errors! Unlocked 5/20/14
100 Points
There are a lot of errors on the internet. Seriously - HTML errors, code errors, speling errors... Anyway, destroy 250 of them during the course of the game.
Play 15 Minutes! 25 Points That's 15 minutes of actual gametime here. Don't just go afk and be like, "Man I bet it'll trigger while I watch Family Guy." It won't!
25000 Lifetime Points! 50 Points This is it. The big achievement. The one where it becomes clear you either truly like this game, or are an utter medal addict. If you get this, I sure hope you liked the game! It's not too hard to pull off, believe me.

Medals Earned: 8/10 (365/440 points)

The Guardian

Destroyer Unlocked 4/6/13
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wanderer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)